Zodiacal archetypes as beverages -
My dear Pisces sun AND moon friend Morgan and I were working at the coffee shop and she gave me this completely genius idea to do a blog post about the zodiac signs as different drinks! So here goes:
An Aries is a shot of vodka, straight up. Either you can take it or you can't.
A Taurus is the most decadent milkshake that exists.
A Gemini would be a series of every sugary beverage that exists - triple fisting, 24/7.
A Cancer would be moonshine because its planetary ruler is the moon and I couldn't think of anything else.
A Leo would be this deliciously fancy fire cocktail for obvious reasons :flips hair:
A Virgo would be an organic, non-toxic, loose-leaf tisane combination of all the herbs intended to aid digestion.
A Libra would be alcohol. In medical astrology, the sign of Libra governs the kidneys and every Libra I've ever known loves to drink and chat and drink and chat.
A Scorpio would be coffee. Coffee is dark, messy and has a healthy dose of chaos and exploration, as well as being such a perfect intersection of science and art.
A Sagittarius would be this super cool craft beer flight.
A Capricorn would be a cup of water because what is more practical than being hydrated??
An Aquarius would be this intense vapor cocktail.
A Pisces would be opium tea - it doubles as a drug!